This was written by $3 Bill’s eight-year-old niece as a homework assignment about what she wants to be when she grows up.
roller derby girl
When I grow up I would like to be a Roller Derby Girl.
I picked a Roller Derby Girl because I skate well and I work well on a team.
I would respect my teammates and get to practice on time showing I am responsible.
I would need a four year college degree in business and marketing to be successful.
I will use math for keeping score, ticket sales and travel expenses. I will use writing for our business plans and read our programs.
I will need to be safe and healthy and know how to put my padding on.
I think the funnist thing in Roller Derby is that you get to roller skate and have fun with your friends.
I wanted to be a Roller Derby Girl because my Aunt Holly “Wanna Crack Ya” Eden is one.
My Aunt Holly likes to roller skate because she enjoys being with her friends and the competition.